Elegantly Disheveled

OBSIDIAN. That is all.

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:08:56 -0400

Period: You want cookies

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:29:59 -0400

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:24:47 -0400

"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:52:38 -0400

“We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.”

- Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via solunars)

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:40:36 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [trickrtreatr]

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:48 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

saturgay: making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:23:28 -0400

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

thepoliticalfreakshow: lexuswillow: This is an old family...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:33:42 -0400

thepoliticalfreakshow:

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

No one deserves to have their family treat them like this.

SIGNAL BOOST!

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:20:13 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:17:04 -0400

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:16:28 -0400

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:13:56 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:01:39 -0400

The time I got really high and my friends Joey and Dayton said I couldn’t hang like a bro...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:02:21 -0400

The time I got really high and my friends Joey and Dayton said I couldn’t hang like a bro unless I ate a pepper to prove myself.

They swore it was a sweet pepper.

i believed them.

It wasn’t.

I threw up red.

They said I couldn’t hang but I was the only person stupid enough to eat one so I say I can hang.

lmao

anythingphotography: Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:54:03 -0400

anythingphotography:

Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik Johansson

Erik Johansen’s pictures are worth more than a thousand words. The German born, Swedish based photographer enjoys nothing more than manipulating the mind with his tantalizing visual imagery. His vivid imagination and surreal forms create brilliant pictures of surreal moments, all with a hint of the believable. Originally a computer engineering student, Johansson currently works on personal projects as well as commissioned ones.

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watchu know about Sir William Blake ???

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:24:19 -0400

Eternity

He who binds to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity’s sun rise.

William Blake

For Mercy has a human heartPity, a human face;And Love, the human form divine;And Peace, the human...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:18:55 -0400

For Mercy has a human heart
Pity, a human face;
And Love, the human form divine;
And Peace, the human dress.

Then every man, of every clime,
That prays in his distress,
Prays to the human form divine:
Love, Mercy, Pity, Peace.

And all must love the human form,
In heathen, Turk, or Jew.
Where Mercy, Love, and Pity dwell,
There God is dwelling too.

William Blake

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:23:30 -0400

oh-whaaaaat: Greatest porn intro ever Hey! What the fuck!

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:23:03 -0400

oh-whaaaaat:

Greatest porn intro ever

Hey! What the fuck!